HEY YOU

if you watch one ten minute long internet video this year make it this one

reverendsam@gmail.com — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:29:52 GMT

oh man these girls are either comedy genius or deeply ignorant

you decide!

ahhhh it's raining

reverendsam@gmail.com — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:29:46 GMT

it is fucking raining
won't stop can't stop
it is fucking raining
it is fucking raining
fuck people who love the rain:
i bet this is your fault

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fuck november this is happening

reverendsam@gmail.com — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:46:06 GMT

i have decided i am going to try to write a novel in the month of july. i am making this post in hopes that a public declaration of my intent will shame me into continuing to putting the needed work in. my stated goal is 50000 words because that is the goal for national write a novel month but i'll be fucked if i am going to write my first novel in fucking november.
why am i doing this now? simple: i want to be a writer but i have had my doubt as to my ability to ever finish anything. interestingly, my recent acquisition of an iphone has resulted in me having a surprisingly smooth flow of creative output so i figure i'm gonna write a practice novel: something with a basic story that's free to be a little hokey and i don't really care about. that's right: i'm writing a romance novel on my iphone. with pirates! and, i have a head start. i have over 1700 words written. i plan on repersenting my progress with this wide-bodied aircraft ditching at sea:

on a slightly different subject: i have created a "lolcat" or cat macro which i feel has the potential to lift the medium into the ranks of pure art. in the interest of advancing the form, i present it to you now:

ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone

reverendsam@gmail.com — Sun, 10 May 2009 17:13:42 GMT

here is a picture i am currently enjoying

reverendsam@gmail.com — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 01:51:03 GMT

holy fuck last year bees and now this

reverendsam@gmail.com — Mon, 12 May 2008 17:18:36 GMT

i woke up with a tick on my arm today A TICK

great now cue the next six months where like every ten minutes i'm like "OH GOD A TICK IS ON ME I'M SURE OF IT" also the fear of disease

whoa what did you just say

reverendsam@gmail.com — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:50:01 GMT

did you just say baby dropping ritual

oh no!

reverendsam@gmail.com — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:12:38 GMT

reverendsam@gmail.com — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:41:16 GMT

well fuck

here it is: the most exciting news ever

reverendsam@gmail.com — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:48:40 GMT

cat tree/condo. 6'4". in the house.

cats intrigued.

do you like fun delivered via flow chart because lord knows i do

reverendsam@gmail.com — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:30:13 GMT

Elliot Spitzer's Thought Process -- A Flowchart

oh hee hee hee tee hee hee

reverendsam@gmail.com — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:19:21 GMT

http://downloads.paramount.com/mp/indianajones/Trailer1_ukaltB/IJ_KOTCS_Trailer1_UKAltB_480p.mov

bad news about me

reverendsam@gmail.com — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:54:25 GMT

i am enjoying the new version of american gladiators. it is awful. i love it. now i know (rachel) that this will preclude me from further friendship with some of you and i just want everyone to know that i don't care: i would gladly choose american gladiators 2008 over any of you.

news

reverendsam@gmail.com — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:30:20 GMT

so lauren is away for the week and you know what they say "when the cat is away the mouse will play" although in this case the mouse will just be playing dangerous amounts of civilization and not the wildness and ill-manners the use of such a phrase would normally imply

also: within like five hours of being alone in the house i had already almost burned it down THIS IS GONNA BE SOME WEEK

word of the year like five years late

reverendsam@gmail.com — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:28:09 GMT

miram-websters dictionary names "w00t" word of the year. this year for some insane unfathomable reason. and yes, it is 2007.

some candidates for next year's word of the year:

"u"
"l33t"
"lol"
"the internet"

...

reverendsam@gmail.com — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:57:34 GMT

OH GREAT

reverendsam@gmail.com — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 19:47:59 GMT

man i have to wait around school until 6:30 to see a play what the heck am i going to do with my time????? perhaps write the greatest livejournal entry of all time?????

so uh did anyone notice that amazon.com is offering drm free mp3 purchases? pretty sweet, huh? cause, like, drm blows and stuff

also how about that mall shooting in omaha? omaha, huh? seriously. maybe they should call that place blowmaha. cause it blows there (graham can you confirm this???)

what else is in the news... oh yeah heres one: the presidential election. i don't remember anybody asking all these people to run for president. last time i checked we already have a president (although he kinda blows so maybe they're on to something)

hey you guys know those things cat macros well some people think they blow but not me here is my favorite one that i foundhahah those crazy cats what will they do next

anyone hear about that movie thats coming out? word on the street is that it blows (unless it is one that word on the street says that it is good because then word on the street says that it 's good (graham can you confirm this????)).

vladamir putin, huh? also, hugo chavez.

THIS DAY WILL LONG BE REMEMBERED

reverendsam@gmail.com — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:41:47 GMT

awww shit take that westboro baptists

all being liable and shit damn

EARTH SHAKING NEWS

reverendsam@gmail.com — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:38:07 GMT

ok! there was an earthquake last night! i was there! i felt it! it was had a 2.5 magnitude! it's epicenter was littleton common, which is like a mile and a half from my house! it was really quite surprising! it was like "RUMBLE RUMBLE RRRUMBLE"

SO to recap, this week started with bees and ended with a seismic event! what a week! now i have to walk ten minutes to my car in the rain! YEEESSSS!

wtf world

reverendsam@gmail.com — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:57:37 GMT

i just got stung by a bee! ow! in my own house! on my pinky! what the hell really? on a monday morning? wtf is with that

fucking bees wtf

omg

reverendsam@gmail.com — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:44:36 GMT

taz and casey are getting along! we came home from dinner and they were both on the same couch! and then when we fed taz he let casey eat out of the same dish as him as he eat and he kept eating! yaaaaay kitty cuties!

daaaammmnnnnn

reverendsam@gmail.com — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:43:20 GMT

this kid gets SERVED

whoa

reverendsam@gmail.com — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 21:55:01 GMT

a door-to-door salesperson just came to my door and i actually bought something

the system works!

look at this picture ok

reverendsam@gmail.com — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:29:52 GMT

WHO IS LOVE

reverendsam@gmail.com — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:38:05 GMT

pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005